Pure silliness, but I like it.
*DING DONG*
Reina:: "SC, get the door, would you?
SC:: (Suspicious Chihuahua) "Sure thing."
SC:: opens the front door:: "Yes?"
Echidna:: "Hey. I was wondering if I could come in? I wanted to talk to Reina a bit, eh heh heh heh."
SC:: "She's busy. Come back later."
Echidna:: "Aw! Well, OK.... when should I come back?"
SC:: "Five minutes after Hell freezes over." ::slams the door in Echidna's face::